I found this on one of my adventures through cyberspace courtesy of the weblog of a friend.
I love Edward Gorey, so found it irresistible.
I also love paddling so this is a likely fate for me.
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away
from swimming holes, and stick to good old
cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when
your toe scrapes the bottom.
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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